Malteaser Moments

• Maths - I hate Times Tables
• Geography
  • "Is Bruge the capital of Brussels?"
  • "The Alps are in the Lake District and the Pennines are in Italy."
  • "Maybe North West West was in a different place in the old days. . ."
• Parking
• Common Sense
  • "Why the hell would you call a boat RNLI?"
  • "It’s her birthday in June? It can’t be. . . she had one last year!