• get a job.
  • ask my mother.
  • strip.
  • sell some of my stuff.
  • steal.
  • sell myself on craig's list.
  • sell other people's stuff.
  • join a circus.
  • join something else that makes you money.
  • burn the house down and collect insurance.
  • put a bug in some food and sue the company.
  • have someone rear-end my car and claim mass injury.
  • claim i have an internal illness and need money for a cure.
  • invent something.
aug 9 2010 ∞
aug 9 2010 +