offs

• being deathly pale.
• skin that jiggles.
• thinking that being an ass will get you anywhere.
• skin that stretches on the bones. being too skinny or too chubby does nothing for me.
• hairy chests.
• bald men.
• sleeves.
• gauges.

ons

• being tall.
• of mutt mixture.
• nice eyes.
• blonde hair.
• the ability to play a good game of pool.
• freckles.
• smirks.
• leather jackets.
• black cars.
• tattoos.