- Our God is a giant monster made of spaghetti and meatballs
- Every Friday is a religious holiday
- We say RAmen instead of Amen (it's much more interesting to talk about food than to merely say that you're done talking)
- Pirates are sacred and there is strong proof we have evolved from them rather than apes
- We don't have Commandments, just 8 "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
- It's easier and more common to see images of His Noodliness in random everyday objects than it is to see the image of Jesus
- Heaven contains a stripper factory and a beer volcano to keep things interesting
- Hell is supposedly the same as heaven, only the stippers have venereal diseases and the beer is stale (something like Vegas)
- Talk Like a Pirate Day
- The communion is very nuritious
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