• Bridget Jones's Diary
    • [...] because that is... his... name
    • Salmaaaan, Salmaaan
    • Just stir it Una
    • Isn't it terrible about Chechnya?
    • Do you know... where the toilets are?
    • the other day I was just dozing off and I felt this huge...
    • Hey Briiiiidge
    • It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out.
    • He's just a big knobhead with no knob.
    • Up close, he was almost purple.
    • Bugger off!
    • I'd fire you, Bridge.
  • She's the Man
    • Ya know, you're an appealing guy-, man-, guy man.
    • Back when dinosaurs still roamed the earth
    • Suck it up, be a man and rub some dirt in it
    • Word, g-money.
    • You know it, bro
    • I've got a lifetime of knowledge
    • No man... if you wanna kiss her... You go ahead and you kiss her! I mean, knock your self out! You just take her... and kiss the crap out of her!
    • I mean... which one would you rather see naked!?
    • So, uh, you play the beautiful sport, bro? Brothers? Brethren?
    • Malcolm, have you ever tried running away in high heels? Not that easy... not that easy...
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