- Grace: "I smell orange juice. I have no idea what's going on."
- Will: "Your package is dripping"
- Malcolm: "What can I say, I like her"
- Larry: “Joe’s been very upset with my love-handles, or as he calls them, “I don’t want to touch you, Larry.”
- Karen: "Sorry I'm late!...Wait, that sounded insincere...I'm late!"
- Jack: “I’m very complicated. I am a swirling mass of contradictions. Sometimes I’m happy. Sometimes I’m sad. Sometimes…….well, I guess those are the only two.”
- Karen: "Didn't anyone ever tell you two that stealing is a sin? Yeah, a little something I learned in a town called Kabbalah."
- Jack: "Mr Peanut is not a person Will...."
- Karen: "He's a leguuuume"
- Will: "Could we talk about your toenails?"
- Grace: "I'm sorry. I'll cut them."
- Will: "Don't you need them for tree climbing and warding off predators?"
- Grace: "I'm sorry. I'll cut them."
- Karen: "Pride!"
- Karen: “I’m not good or real… I’m evil, and imaginary.”
- Karen: "Well... After Finney and I split up, I was pretty blue. So, Rosie and I flew to Hawaii and checked into the Halekulani to chill and.... I don't know. One night, I just started writing down my feelings, and, well, you know Rosie. She never goes anywhere without that ukelele. Before I knew it, I'd written my little song... "FYI: I Hurt Too.""
- Jack: "This is about me and this sickness I have."
- Leo: "Wait, so, so you get a little Mama, and then you get a little Mamma Mia? Come on, give me another one. I'm on fire."
- Karen: "I hate Leo. Yeah."
- Grace: "What?"
- Karen: "Yep, hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him. He's dull, he's ugly, and he don't make me laugh"
- Grace: "What?"
- Grace: "Okay I might be a little rusty. The last time I played was at Camp Hasamir Hatzayir. I won the singles title, and got to try ham."
- Karen: "Yeah. Honey, feel free to keep the Jew talk down to a whisper."
- Karen:"Grace's husband, what are you doing here?"
- Grace: "Well, he was gonna play with us. That's okay, right?"
- Karen: Oh, heh, well I thought it was just gonna be you and me.
- Leo: Is there a problem?
- Karen: No. [to Grace] I thought it was just gonna be you and me.
- Grace: "Oh, I'm sorry. I just assumed when you invited me that you invited me and my husband."
- Karen: No, it's fine. I don't know how to tell you this, but I thought it was just gonna be you and me. Besides, where am I gonna find a partner at the last minute?"
- Grace: "Well, he was gonna play with us. That's okay, right?"
- Karen: "You're sleazy and shameless....I like that, but we're through!"
- Karen: "Stan loves ham, ham I am!"
- Will: "They ain't love handles if nobody loves ya."
- Karen: "I think I know, but I'm sure I don't care"
- Will: "I made these kebabs for Grace once. She totally fell in love with the recipe."
- Grace: Liar! How could I fall in love with your kebabs? I've never had them. Diane had your kebabs. But apparently, I wasn't good enough for your kebabs."
- Leo: "Wait.Why do you care that Diane's had Will's kebabs, but you don't care that she's had mine and I've had hers?"
- Jack: "Silly. Diane is a girl. She doesn't have kebabs. She has a kegina."
- Karen: "And nice ke-tits"
- Grace: Liar! How could I fall in love with your kebabs? I've never had them. Diane had your kebabs. But apparently, I wasn't good enough for your kebabs."
- Karen: "Every house is a big house to you!"
- Karen: "I see you're curious too, Jack"
- Karen: "I'm pregnant, Grace!"
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