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  • if i were a color i'd be navy.
  • if i were a number i'd be zero.
  • if i were an animal i'd be an owl.
  • if i were a song i'd be acoustic.
  • if i were an article of clothing i'd be a scarf.
  • if i were a kiss i'd be tender.
  • if i were a granny name i'd be Ophelia.
  • if i were a shoe i'd be a boot.
  • if i were an art supply i'd be charcoal.
  • if i were a weather condition i'd be snow.
  • if i were a famous person i'd be dead.
  • if i were asleep i'd be waking up.
  • if i were a disney princess i'd be Belle.
  • if i were a guitar i'd be cheap and glossy but out of tune.
  • if i were a drink i'd be coffee.
  • if i were a food i'd be a blueberry.
  • if i were a season i'd be winter.
  • if i were a painting i would be abstract.
  • if i were a photograph i would be out of focus.
  • if i were a flower i would be a dandelion.
  • if i were a mental disorder i would be insomnia.
  • if i were a phobia i would be Nyctophobia.
  • if i were an instrument i'd be a triangle.
  • if i were a flavor i'd be cardamom.
  • if i were a scent i'd be vanilla.
  • if i were an emotion i would be fear.
  • if i were a memory i would be forgotten.
  • if i were a random object i would be an old book.
  • if i were tired i would be alive.
  • if i were an idiot i'd be a republican.
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