- "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!" - Patrick Star (Something Smells)
- ""It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly." - SpongeBob SquarePants (The Secret Box)
- "The inner machinations of my mind are like an enigma." - Patrick Star (The Secret Box)
- "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal in other planets!" - SpongeBob SquarePants (One Krab's Trash)
- "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick Star (Band Geeks)
- "Let's get naked!" - Patrick. "No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate." - SpongeBob. (Chocolate With Nuts)
- "I just thought of something funnier than 24... 25!" - SpongeBob SquarePants (New Student Starfish)
- "I'm so cold I could use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks!" - SpongeBob (Survival of the Idiots)
- "You can't fool me. I listen to public radio!" - Squidward Tentacles (The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)
- "Don't geniuses live in lamps?" - Patrick (I'm With Stupid)
- "I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week when watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes!" SpongeBob (No Weenies Allowed)
- "As long as these pants are square and this sponge is Bob, I will never let you down!"
- And of course...
- "MY LEG!" - Fred the Fish (It's pretty much in every episode with some violence associated.)
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