• a device at all restaurants/stores/companies/etc that patrons can sync w/ their phones and obtain the info for that particular store w/o having to input it themselves... especially nifty for those rocking the palm treo (actually someone told me this exists, but i havent seen it)
  • something that will enable someone to apply sunscreen to your own back side without having to do yoga/pilates for years to increase your flexibility or awkwardly ask someone in the locker room at your pool to do it for you... discussions have been made and a shirt may be in the works for 2010
  • an attachment for the air conditioning unit in your car that will allow you to direct the stream of cold air to various parts of your body, for example your armpits.
  • another contraption for your car that will dissipate the hot ass air trapped inside your car while it is baking in the sun. as if your sunshade and cracking the windows slightly works, pshaw!
  • a time machine, so you can erase all those weird awkward moments from your past. hahaha
jul 19 2006 ∞
jul 19 2006 +
user picture tisha: i swear i saw an infomercial for #4... YES: [http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/autovent_spv.html?gid=] jul 19 2006
user picture bardot: i saw that too!! hahahah. is #5 because i said that slightly awkward thing to you yesterday? or this in general?
user picture rich: yeah i saw that thing too but it looks retarded... how does it redirect sunrays? c;mon... my invention would make the inside of the car like a winter wonderland. jul 20 2006
user picture Olga: I like 3 and 5. 5 is the best.