I'm an agnostic with Christian and very blasphemous tendencies. I like setting fires at inappropriate times that I should keep an eye on, but I never do. Stealing. Lying. Cheating. Making girls cry without physical contact. Organizing my shit over and over until I feel it's appropriately set up to please the gods. Dodging the spies and mercenaries that were hired to check me out or kill me. And mi...