- You make obnoxious comments about my vegetarianism
- You talk about hot girls and tits and asses in front of me
- You don't care about the environment or worse, give me shit for doing so
- You always pray before eating, no matter where you are
- You are SUPER RIPPED or wear Tap Out clothing
- You are racist or homophobic on any level
- You think I will burn in hell for all eternity even though you think I am a better person than you
- You have a skeevy moustache
- You live with your parents
- You are unemployed and doing nothing about it
- You have no drive or motivation
- You have no confidence and fish for compliments 24/7
- You are clingy
- You wear flip-flops when not at the beach (even in Florida, fuck off, they are lame)
- You don't have much of an appetite
- You will not exercise
- You have gel in your hair
mar 8 2011 ∞
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