• You have a beard.
  • You will ride bikes and hike and things with me.
  • You have tattoos (that are not lame).
  • You will listen to my boring stories (GUESS WHAT I LEARNED TODAY!).
  • You like my food.
  • You have an excellent smile and know how to use it.
  • You don't live with your parents.
  • You have drive and motivation.
  • You do not suffer from Adult Baby Syndrome.
  • You have very nice eyes.
  • You will eat gross diner food with me at 3am.
  • You watch foreign movies.
  • You like to talk about things, all kinds of things.
  • You like sex.
  • You will try new things, go new places.
  • You don't like to hang out with massive groups of people, most of whom you don't actually know.
  • You read. Books.
  • You do not have weird religious contradictions or hangups.
  • You are confident without being a douchebag.
  • You are good with your hands.
  • You play with my hair.
  • You are supportive and reliable.
  • We don't have awkward silences, only comfortable ones.
  • Not only do you like naps, you like to take them with me.
  • You like to drive about to nowhere with great music and talking.
  • You do not mind my bad sleeping habits (snoring, blanket hogging, etc).
  • You are happy to be boring.
  • You volunteer.
mar 7 2011 ∞
nov 2 2012 +