- If I were a month, I'd be... August
- If I were a day of the week, I'd be... Saturday
- If I were a time of day, I'd be... 3:52am
- If I were a planet, I'd be... Venus
- If I were a sea animal, I'd be... a marmot
- If I were a direction, I'd be... South-west
- If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be... the comfiest bed EVAR
- If I were a historical figure, I'd be... Michael Jackson..!?!?!
- If I were a liquid, I'd be... watermelon flavoured lube.
- If I were a gemstone, I'd be... onyx, opal, amethyst, jade
- If I were a tree, I'd be... an Evergreen
- If I were a tool, I'd be... a hammer
- If I were a flower, I'd be... an orchid
- If I were a kind of weather, I'd be... THUNDURRRR
- If I were a musical instrument, I'd be... an organ
- If I were a colour, I'd be... mint
- If I were an emotion, I'd be... drowsily content
- If I were a fruit, I'd be... mangoes!
- If I were a sound, I'd be... whip cream coming out of a spray bottle
- If I were an element, I'd be... iodine
- If I were a car, I'd be... a bugati
- If I were a food, I'd be... a ferrero rocher
- If I were a place, I'd be... Atlantis
- If I were a material, I'd be... powder
- If I were a taste, I'd be... salty and warm, like skin.
- If I were a scent, I'd be... bubblegum kush
- If I were an object, I'd be... a flashlight
- If I were a body part, I'd be... a set of lips
- If I were a facial expression, I'd be... a frown
- If I were a song, I'd be... Isn't It a Lovely Night? by The Decemberists
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