- Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus?
- American Beauty
- Our lives are perfect. We have no complaints and plenty of money.
- Gilmore Girls
- I would rather waltz naked through the fires of hell.
- Without A Clue
- Oh, we all like motorcycles to some degree.
- Bob Dylan
- I don't know. I was all high.
- Friends
- Baby, did you forget to take your meds?
- Placebo
- Oh, the boy's a slag.
- Arctic Monkeys
- Better sexy and racy than sexist and racist.
- Stephen Fry
- It's just fucking tiring trying to act normal all day.
- Six Feet Under
- Do I look like the kind of man who goes to wicked parties?
- Peep Show
- I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts.
- Family Guy
- He totally had a bulge in his pants when I was talking to him!
- Summer Heights High
- You guys are more pathetic than I am.
- Six Feet Under
- Oh to be young, and to feel love's keen sting.
- Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
- Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.
- The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
- Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.
- Groucho Marx
- She don't believe in shootin' stars but she believes in shoes and cars.
- Kanye West
- I don't care what they see.
- Bob Dylan
- I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
- Wheatus
- when my love turns to hate you'll be sure to know.
- Shoot The Piano Player
- I know my behaviour can be... erratic, sometimes.
- American Psycho
- God damn it man, you gonna make me hurt my dick hand.
- Phone Booth
- This morning was good. But then I got up.
- Freaky Friday
- I have an awkward life, occasionally interrupted by normalcy.
- Robert Pattinson
- What, you gonna get all up in Jesus' face cause he don't have his shirt on?
- Scrubs
- I've reached the point of no return
- scrubs
- What's in the fucking box??
- Se7en
- What is wrong with you? You are so random.
- Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
- Ha ha ha. They're your clothes motherfucker!
- Pulp Fiction
- Well, I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
- Arrested Development
- Can you photshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?
- Parks and Recreation
- I have to return some videotapes.
- American Psycho
- My entire life has been one continual adjustment to loss.
- Peep Show
- Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
- Casablanca
- You must be new.
- tumblr
- And she's the marrying kind, which somehow I don't seem to be.
- Scaramouche
- Who are all these unwashed boys?
- Gilmore Girls
- Wait, don't look! I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking!
- The OC
- Briefcase wanker!
- The Inbetweeners
- Oh fuck, I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger.
- The Hangover
- Your language is offensive.
- The Hangover
- Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom!
- The Hangover
- I don't speak english, but I can if you like.
- Family Guy
- I really fucked it up this time, didn't I, my dear?
- Mumford & Sons
- No one should run, unless professionally or as a child.
- Miranda
- Come on, skinny love, what happened here?
- Bon Iver
- You're a fucking ugly bitch.
- american psycho
- who is justice beaver?
- the office
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- heathers
- Nemo, where the fuck have you been?
- Russell Howard
- You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
- Bob Dylan
- You looking for a dick punch?
- Californication
- Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown while you were safe floating on the big door?
- Bruce Almighty
- Wasn't there anyone else there to lavish you with attention?
- Lost In Translation
- Because you'fre mine, I walk the line.
- Johnny Cash
- I'm kinda bisexual...You bi me something and I become sexual.
- Hilarious Black Woman
- Whatever Jeremy, let's not quibble.. I'm a man.
- Peep Show
- You're the worst thing that ever happened to me.
- Fight Club
- How many pots have you smoken?
- Steve Carell
- You can't choose who you love.
- The Object Of My Affection
- Is it better to find out your girlfriend a prostitute on a full or empty stomach?
- Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
- It's going to be like the flaming fires of hell but with a free bar.
- Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
- Great party isn't it?
- The Shining
- Good evening, I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.
- Chevy Chase
- Sorry I'm not better looking
- 50 First Dates
- Brilliant, I'd like to thank everybody for their fucking useless advice.
- The Inbetweeners
- meg, who let you back in the house?
- family guy
- anderson, face the other way, you're putting me off.
- sherlock
- i'm erasing you and i'm happy
- eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
- it seems that envy is my sin
- se7en
- my wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!
- friends
- chick's gotta shit on something
- i'm not there
- i've fallen and i can't get up
- people on the internet
- I almost care
- Stephen Fry
- We'll always have paris
- Casablanca
- it’s not called oosb it’s called a USB!
- fonejacker
- i am not speaking to carol, she ate my low fat cheese.
- gilmore girls
- we wouldn't be caught dead with men. rough, hairy beasts with hairy hands.
- some like it hot
- planet earth is blue and there's nothing i can do
- david bowie
- you just got inceptioned
- 30 rock
- anyway, the next thing i knew, i was insane.
- idk
- i always wnated to be the father of a tiny gay sailor
- scrubs
- i am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy
- 50 first dates
- baby, i ain't never promised to do the laundry
- scrubs
- dougie, don't go into the woods!
- danny jones
- my good looks are ruining people's lives
- that 70s show
- i could not run without having to run forever
- sylvia plath
- i always drink coffee after i kill a man
- idk
- i kissed him like a starving person who saw a sandwich
- parenthood
- paging dr. backbone to the bajingo ward
- scrubs
- i can't read old people clocks
- scrubs
- the pay's not great but the work is hard
- black books
- don't compare yourself to him. he's better
- scrubs
- i'm not judging her, but she's a slag
- alan carr
- you're forty minutes late! that's the same as stealing!
- the mask
- oh i'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
- friends
- i'll just put this over here... with the rest of the fire
- the it crowd
- i'm far too irritable to pretend i don't hate you
- scrubs
- what are you talking about, willis?
- the bearded devil
- It’s almost not even worth dating married guys.
- friends
- this is ok. it's just a moment that'll haunt me forever
- peep show
- it's some sort of delicious biscuit
- black books
- scuse me, i'm making perfect sense you're just not keeping up
- doctor who
- oh no! someone peed in my pants!
- family guy
- fuck off, goth
- jonathan ross
- boy, everyone is stupid except me
- the simpsons
- i'm going to miss you, you cunt
- sex and the city
- i'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse
- friends
- go fuck yourself, you writer!
- closer
- the sky's blue, ross. and i had sex yesterday
- friends
- i'm fresh out of special treatment today
- kelso
- he can call you smelliot but i can't call you vagina face?
- the todd
- i want to get all nostalgic and crap
- kelso
- i am sorry i made an insensitive statement about an ugly person
- turk
- let me put down my bag of rats and explain something to you
- the janitor
- it's like corpses are out to get me
- doug
- hey, i'm a child of divorce, give me a break
- patrick bateman
- i always get angry when i'm furious
- black books
- i'm an unstable psychotic individual with perverted tendencies
- 400 blows
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