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"Against my better judgment I feel certain that somewhere very near here - the first house down the road, maybe - there's a good poet dying, but also somewhere very near here somebody's having a hilarious pint of pus taken from her lovely young body, and I can't be running back and forth forever between grief and high delight." - Franny and Zooey

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List inspired by The Onion

  • Everything listed in the link above
  • Pouring milk into my cereal only to realize moments later that it is expired
  • Mosquitoes
  • My mother
aug 5 2009 ∞
aug 7 2009 +