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"Against my better judgment I feel certain that somewhere very near here - the first house down the road, maybe - there's a good poet dying, but also somewhere very near here somebody's having a hilarious pint of pus taken from her lovely young body, and I can't be running back and forth forever between grief and high delight." - Franny and Zooey

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  • "Super At Masturbation"
  • "Sexy Attractive Male"
  • "Surface (to) Air Missile"
  • "Sexy Ass Muthafucka"
  • "Standard Asian Measurement"
  • "Sexily Arouses Mistresses"
  • "Ski Area Management"
  • "Swag At Me"
  • "Sexually Active Mongoose"
  • "Self Absorbed Male"
  • "Single Asian Male"
  • "Socially Awkward Male"
  • "Stupid Arsed Motherfucker"
  • "Suck Ass Mother Fucker" (so, SAMF?)
  • "Small Asian Man"
  • "Smart Aleck Masochist"
  • "Swamp Ass Man"

I am all of these things!

dec 21 2009 ∞
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