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Samuel Equality Krauth was born in a cramped mud-hut, deep in the vast deserts of Fargo, ND. He attended public school where he majored in not getting beaten up. He vaguely remembers being politely asked to leave at least one college, but due to extensive drug use he doesn't really remember which one. I'm guessing not ivy league. He has dreamed of being a stand up comic ever since he first started...

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I've been known to jump on top of freezers when in the same room as a spider. And I'm even worse with snakes. I can't even look at a picture.

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