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Samuel Equality Krauth was born in a cramped mud-hut, deep in the vast deserts of Fargo, ND. He attended public school where he majored in not getting beaten up. He vaguely remembers being politely asked to leave at least one college, but due to extensive drug use he doesn't really remember which one. I'm guessing not ivy league. He has dreamed of being a stand up comic ever since he first started...

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  • Alcoholic drink - Rum and Coke
  • Best friend - Dan Wheeler
  • Boyfriend - Carson
  • CD Purchased - DC Talk Jesus Freak
  • Concert - Newsboys - Shine Tour
  • Crush - Tracy Ritland - age 3
  • Detention - Junior High. Thanks a lot Dan!
  • First actual show - Alice in Wonderland - 8th grade - Moorhead Junior High
  • First Grade Teacher - Mrs. Miller
  • Foreign country visited - Canada (age 4)
  • Heartbreak - Kris
  • Job - Dishwasher/Host/Server at Fry'n Pan
  • Kiss - Amber Rassmussen - 4th grade
  • Lead role - We Hazz Jazz - 4th Grade - Thomas Edison.
  • Pair of figure skates: Age 3
  • Performance on stage - Sleeping Beauty - age 4 - Camria Ballet Academy
  • Pet - Millie
  • Plane ride - Age 13 Pennsylvania to visit my cousins
  • Prom date - Christine Blake
  • Roommate - My brother...otherwise Ian Hosack freshman year of college.
  • Sex - Age 16 - Ben
  • Sport played - Balet/Baseball
  • State lived in - Minnesota
  • Tattoo - "Cages or Wings, Fear or Love" on my wrists
  • Vehicle: Age 15 - Gray 1988 GMC S15 Pickup...still driving it.
  • Word - Ball
feb 25 2009 ∞
oct 2 2010 +