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Samuel Equality Krauth was born in a cramped mud-hut, deep in the vast deserts of Fargo, ND. He attended public school where he majored in not getting beaten up. He vaguely remembers being politely asked to leave at least one college, but due to extensive drug use he doesn't really remember which one. I'm guessing not ivy league. He has dreamed of being a stand up comic ever since he first started...

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  • Ballet slippers from age 4 on
  • Barbie and Cabbage Patch Dolls (I was soooo gay)
  • Fryfle (A Beta fish named after Fievel the mouse...But at the age of 3 I called him Fryfle)
  • LIGHTBRIGHT!!!!
  • Monkeys
  • Numerous art sets given to me by my godmother. I use to draw and paint a lot.
  • Panda Bears. Lots of them.
  • Raggedy Anne and Andy dolls made by my aunt Kitten
  • Rocking Chair (a mini one) made by my grandfather
  • Small white desk that opened up - I used it for art projects
  • Small wooden car just big enough for me to ride until I was, like, 8. My uncle made it and it had colored toy blocks in the back.
  • Toy box with Raggedy Anne and Andy stickers all over. Made by my uncle. It was huge! My cousins and I use to see how many of us we could fit in there...our record was 4...when we were 5.
  • Tractor given to me by my godfather
  • Various religious items
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