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Samuel Equality Krauth was born in a cramped mud-hut, deep in the vast deserts of Fargo, ND. He attended public school where he majored in not getting beaten up. He vaguely remembers being politely asked to leave at least one college, but due to extensive drug use he doesn't really remember which one. I'm guessing not ivy league. He has dreamed of being a stand up comic ever since he first started...

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  • Aladdin (4)
  • Captain Obvious (22)
  • Clown (8)
  • Cowboy (3)
  • Doctor (2)
  • Dorthy's Gay Cousin (21)
  • Dracula (11)
  • Hippy (17)
  • Mime (15)
  • Nerd (16)
  • Peter Griffin in his Daisy Duke phase (20)
  • Pumpkin (5)
  • Raggedy Andy (22)
  • Raggedy Zombie (23)
  • Random things I found in my closet and put on (10, 18, and 19)
  • Robot (7)
  • Samantha (8 months old...mom put me in a flower girl dress and white mary janes)
  • Straight (23)
  • Tiger (6)
  • Tranny Granny (23)
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