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Samuel Equality Krauth was born in a cramped mud-hut, deep in the vast deserts of Fargo, ND. He attended public school where he majored in not getting beaten up. He vaguely remembers being politely asked to leave at least one college, but due to extensive drug use he doesn't really remember which one. I'm guessing not ivy league. He has dreamed of being a stand up comic ever since he first started...

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  • I'd totally go gay for Christian Bale
  • Straight for Natalie Portman
  • I'd go gay for Oprah
  • Straight for Maggie Gyllenhaal
  • Gay for her brother
  • Straight for Nathan Lane
  • Gay for Ryan Gosling
  • Straight for Meryl Streep
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