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Samuel Equality Krauth was born in a cramped mud-hut, deep in the vast deserts of Fargo, ND. He attended public school where he majored in not getting beaten up. He vaguely remembers being politely asked to leave at least one college, but due to extensive drug use he doesn't really remember which one. I'm guessing not ivy league. He has dreamed of being a stand up comic ever since he first started...

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  • As I got older and started my career he was always so supportive of me and praised my talent and drive.
  • Camping at Strawberry Lake and playing board games in our tent.
  • Going to Fryn' Pan for lunch with him once a month to catch up.
  • Going to get doughnuts from Dunkin' Doughnuts early in the morning before going to Smart Skate.
  • He and my brother making a tree house/swing set in our back yard.
  • He use to take me to United Music and let me pick out a stuffed toy and play games.
  • Him never being around growing up the way he was for my other siblings.
  • His softball-sized brain tumor and the 38 hour surgery it took to remove it and the surgery causing the loss of the use of his right hand.
  • Snowmobiling
  • The times he would read me to sleep.
  • The way he would embarrass my siblings and me by talking to our friends as though they were toddlers even though we were in our late teens and 20's.
  • Though it went unspoken for almost 8 years causing me to think the worst, I will always and forever remember the day he told me he was ok with me being gay and how it angers him when the church or anyone bashes homosexuality. (I was legit ugly crying)
oct 2 2010 ∞
feb 8 2012 +