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Samuel Equality Krauth was born in a cramped mud-hut, deep in the vast deserts of Fargo, ND. He attended public school where he majored in not getting beaten up. He vaguely remembers being politely asked to leave at least one college, but due to extensive drug use he doesn't really remember which one. I'm guessing not ivy league. He has dreamed of being a stand up comic ever since he first started...

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  • When I was 5 years old We were living in Americana (south of Moorhead but not quite to Sabin) and we had this huge shed in our backyard. One spring we kept hearing meowing coming from the shed area. We finally inspected the situation and ended up finding a cat and 8 kittens living underneath the shed. So we gave the kittens away and kept the mommy, naming her Snickers. Had her for a good 5 years before she passed away.
  • Around the same time we had a dog named Millie (A.K.A Piddles). One day my parents bought my sister a kitten she named Suzie Joy. Millie took well to Suzie and adopted her as her own. Suzie would try and nurse off of Millie which we thought was the cutest thing ever!
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