here is a list of things I admire about myself which no one else probably even notices...

• the ability to walk anywhere and everywhere in 5" heels.
• extensive mental encyclopedia of '80s heavy metal knowledge.
• have never dieted or set foot in a gym, yet maintain a perfect size 4 (realize this is owing to insane luck in genetic lottery and will obviously deteriorate over time, but must enjoy while lasts).
• the ability to gracefully exit a car while wearing a short skirt without revealing myself to the all and sundry.
• uncanny outfit memory (can recall what someone was wearing on a specific night, sometimes even years in past).
• can single-handedly bring down a karaoke night at a white trash bar.
• unfailingly pleasant phone demeanor.