famous people I have made out with in dreams and the dream-locations in which these makeouts took place. please note that I have no control over my dreams and have little to no idea why I dreamt about making out with some of these people. hopefully I will have more dreams in which I make out with quasi-celebrities and I can continue to update this list...

• George Clooney (under the bleachers at a high school basketball game)
• Shooter Jennings (in a ditch on the side of a highway)
• Rob Halford (backstage at a Judas Priest concert; also, wtf?)
• Dave Attell (on a remote Scottish island with a decrepit castle)
• John Krasinski (in an alley behind a school)
• Raquel Welch (in a cave; must have been influenced by "One Million Years B.C.")