how I've met all the men I've "known" (in the biblical sense).

• at a Wesley Willis show at Koo's Cafe in Santa Ana.
• first day of high school drama class, senior year -- he did a monologue from "A Clockwork Orange" and that was it.
• at the aforementioned's band practice -- he was the bassist.
• shitfaced drunk at a friend's beach house.
• at Blockbuster Video. I worked there. he was my manager.
• he was my tattoo artist.
• at Johnny's Bar in Huntington Beach.
• on Craigslist. (still going strong.)