things my boyfriend did within the first two days of dating that made me fall for him immediately...

• wore a Western shirt
• got smashed drunk and drove the wrong way down a one-way street while proclaiming, "I own this town, I can drive however I want!"
• played Charles Bronson and Spazz CDs in his car
• took me to an illegal warehouse show and bought me PBRs out of a vending machine
• made a 9/11 joke
• told an elderly man in a bar that we were newlyweds
• made out with me against the wall during a Street Trash show but didn't ask to come inside when he dropped me off
• text messaged me bad knock-knock jokes
• put money in the jukebox and let me pick whatever I wanted to play