< reasons to don't commit suicide and what to do instead >

• don't jump in front of a train, a lot of people will get late if you do it. Get into the train, go home and take a cold shower
• don't cut your wrists, do you want the last scene you will see in your life is you all bloody? Besides, someone will have to clean the mess, so go for a walk in your own house (but stay away from the kitchen)
• don't take a lot of pills, you will probably trow up and it will be gross and unhealthy. Eat or drink water instead.
• don't jump from the top of a building, you can fall in someone's head. Lay on floor and breathe.

stay alive