< reasons to don't commit suicide and what to do instead >

  • don't jump in front of a train, a lot of people will get late if you do it. Get into the train, go home and take a cold shower
  • don't cut your wrists, do you want the last scene you will see in your life is you all bloody? Besides, someone will have to clean the mess, so go for a walk in your own house (but stay away of the kitchen)
  • don't take a lot of pills, you will probably trow up and it will be gross and unhealthy. Eat instead.
  • don't jump from the top of a building, you can fall in someone's head. Lay in floor and breathe.
jul 4 2016 ∞
dec 20 2017 +