- #dumbqueen and #queendumb
- #kingdumb is chanyeol
- zoe is my bitch :-)
- but she gets me hk snacks and makes me cups of tea and sushi so it's okay ^______^
- RT @lazygirl: @beenzinos you look like a dick
- I will abandon you in the middle of the street if you ever do that when you’re with me
- grabbing me when we saw kai and chanyeol at their rehearsal / mbc london
- seolin high fives
- rational chanyeol stans are the best stans
- don't need no other stan tbh
- although zoe is a crazy nasty chanyeol stan
- don't need no other stan tbh
- #seolin
- also #seolin
- LMAO #SEOLIN
- this is seolin too and this oh and this and really this bc omg that is our cheesecake WEEPS
- LMAO #SEOLIN
- also #seolin
- us when we're jamming to chanyeol's beatboxing t b h
- see this is why we're not hunhan bc sehun is a clingy git
- but #seolin bc you're bipolar and luhan is your nicer half
- do zoe's followers ever get tired of her saying 'linda'
- always going to defend sehun's polka dot and shorts combo
- bc they'll never be as bad as kai's mansandals t b h
- RT @ngfaan: cousin smackdown grab the popcorn riley
- you're lucky you're in another continent rn or else i'd be punching you
- heightcomplex is your best un tbh
- remember that time when i thought i had my eye contact in for half a day and i dragged you back home to find that it was lost 4e well can YOU STOP BRINGING IT UP
- also stop bringing up the iphone illiteracy incident
- cheesecake and icecream
- patting me on the back and laughing mockingly when i go through ~harsh times~ like a #real cousin thx bro
- going through all 12391283 pages of your chanyeol tag and laughing insanely when i saw the same high cut photoset 15 times
- "how about when I went through your gifs tag and reblogged everything and gained you notes and followers bc I am great #seolin"
- wait why are you telling me what to add on this list screw you
- and then you have the audacity to call me a creep what are you
- when i come back to twitter and zoe is talking about luhan's balls
- when uncle thought i was a white girl :(
- ACTOR CHANYEOL
- "you gotta have chanyeol do a city hunter-like drama where he kicks ass and is the ~*cool main lead*~"
- me to u
- #dumbestqueen
- "you're dumber than chanyeol"
- i consider this a compliment jsyk
- your kitchen just can't handle my improv when it comes to microwaves, toasters and forks
- "you're dumber than chanyeol"
- "stalked talking"
- my hacking-into-zoe's-twitter-woes
- "linda just bc you were mute the first few years of your life doesn't mean you need to steal julia's lines"
- "only tlist are smart"
- the eternal argument about whether you're esfj or estj
- "we are the best pair of cousins tho t b h @Iazygirl + @beenzinos"
- "I'm Yurr Don Yu Dunn Noee Keep Ur Head Upp - Minzy 2ne1.x"
- why do you keep bringing up the fact that i wasn't a mute to you
- i still hated you bro
- making me get 100 points on this list just so that i can get a damn present
- threatening to take hk snacks away from me WHY WOULD YOU
- when i played chanyeol's beatboxing and you walked in talking about rice and suddenly screamed 'WHY!?' at me
- the first time chanyeol's beatboxing came on shuffle and we basically froze in time and made weird gaspy noises
- (we are just as embarrassing as each other tbh)
- the first time chanyeol's beatboxing came on shuffle and we basically froze in time and made weird gaspy noises
- "stop looking like a dick"
- "you ARE A DICK"
- "NO HK SNACKS FOR YOU"
- "you ARE A DICK"
- when auntie's friend gave zoe shoelifts
- RT @Iazygirl: hi tlist my cousin puts knives into toasters, forks and cereal into microwaves and looks for bananas in ovens. #wisestqueen
- @lazygirl: "@beenzinos I think we established this when LINJAEEEEEEEE IS REAAAAAL"
- "who r u"
- "ur fav cousin"
- "that's christopher man wat r u talking abt"
- "ur fav cousin"
- when you made me carry the iceland bags back home
- although i did agree on carrying a fatass pineapple (i am your minion)
- i'm your bitch
- zoe: "linda, give us some of your wind"
- which spawned this conversation
- #pray4zoe and her poor delusions
- which spawned this conversation
- #seolin (although i tend to accept all of zoe's cooking bc i am easy)
- remember that time we taunted each other with our icons
- "hey linda"
- "how's this linda"
- "do you like my icon linda"
- RT @Iazygirl: #prozoe bc #prolinda so #proseolin
- sushi drops
- behold the almighty #seolin
- BOTTOM RIGHT
- kai: 'do you want to die?' / sehun: 'no ;;' us irl #seolin
- that time i changed your theme and you got me a present from hk ^W^
- nice zoe is a rare thing
- bitches
- "just bc you want to be me"
- lol no
- sekai is seolin
- "i look so good in the bg don't i"
- "that is a tired and hungry face this is /so/ you"
- "omg"
- "you 24/7 srsly ... maybe i'll just stick my present into your mouth and push you out the house"
- "omg"
- "that is a tired and hungry face this is /so/ you"
- YOU COME BACK IN TWO DAYS!!!!!!!!!
- "let's make kimchi spaghetti for the next meet up we can go to the town centre again and you can keep my company as I try to make it"
- "cliche as shit but seolin"
- "when no-one's looking linda and zoe will be like brofisting and hugging when they are reunited."
- that time when zoe noticed sehun getting the same hairstyle as me nbd
- and then vicky said we both looked old
- PASSING 100 POINTS ON THIS LIST like a boss
- "i'm a kai stan"
- "which means you stan zoe"
- "yeah i stan zoe bc #seolin YEAH!!!!!!!! ^____________________________^ (i'm losing my dignity)"
- "which means you stan zoe"
- "linda and zoe"
- when zoe accuses my list of being dead
- excuse me
- #seolin bc kai's look of adoration
- that time zoe called me her slave
- "no you are just my bitch I like people catering for me okay I am a princess"
- "I only need one bitch you should feel privileged" REALLY
- "YOU STAN ME ANYWAY IM JUST GIVING YOU MORE REASONS SO YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME #SEOLIN" insert sehun staring dumbly into space bc he doesn't understand this bullshit.gif
- 'I AM A PRINCESS OKAY U R MY SLAVE' zoelusional
- chanyeol trying to pop his collar
- that time zoe came back from holiday and was actually kkamseo ... we are #sekai for real
- when zoe stamped on my foot whilst she was hugging me (it still hurts)
- also when she told me to stay with her to wait for a bus and i obliged immediately (g d i)
- when zoe kept getting reblogs from shitty urls
- JONGINMYBODY and SUHOSGUARDIANPEEN are my contributions
- but really parkinsidemechanyeol come on
- 'how do you work this thing why can't i see anything (o right missing one contact) why isn't it taking'
- when zoe creeps on my replies like a creeper mrs mccreeperson
- RT @baeklays: lmao zoe and linda are both creepers #seolin
- but she thinks i'm the biggest creep
- our problem with chanyeol and his Two T-shirts Thing (TTT for short)
- thailand bars
- selca of seolin
- i am the best bullshitter
- "i'm actually a deadly robot killing machine and every time someone mentions the codename 'linda' i go into attack mode"
- "yes it does it's called the linda syndrome once you knock out one of my senses you knock out all five of 'em"
- that time predebut kris rapped tippin on ma dick
- "你給不給小費在我的腸"
- when zoe was meant to rap this to me but forgot
- "ok it's not as if i wasn't going to carry the pasta anw i do everything zoe tells me to regardless"
- screams that time when zoe waited for half an hour at the busstop for me to give me her kimbap and i arrived looking like a total wreck and wow i'm basically really sorry and i love zoe she is my favourite best cousin in the whole wide world and also my favourite person and thank you for the kimbap and the waiting and sorry for being stupid!!!! #seolin slides away weakly and dies in a hole
- those times when i can't handle spice
- my velvet limo
- i'm fly
- that time we fell asleep on the sofa and zoe kicked me in the head smh
- but she moved up for me bc i was falling off ^___^v
- the various emoticons that we laugh at
- ; u ; be my friend
- SATAN IN A SMILEY >=-(]
- what zoe gets up to in photoshop
- zoe's true form, by xuan
jul 14 2012 ∞
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