dallas specific

• taec was talking about how one of the members should start talking because the member hasn't said much and wooyoung thought it was about him so he like leaned on junho's shoulder, burying his face, all embarrassed but it turned out that taec was talking about junho and wooyoung looked up both relieved and embarrassed bc he thought it was him
• taec kept saying "you guys should hear junho's english, it's very 'ceu-yooteu'" and kept making excuses for junho to talk like if junho was in the middle, taec would back up and go "since junho is front and center..."
• they all made su-su-su-superman jokes and apparently in the previous show, taecyeon already used supermarket and chansung already used noodle soup, so when chansung used noodle soup for dallas, taecyeon goes "no!!! you can't use that, you already used that before!! that's why i had to give up 'supermarket'" and chansung got really sad while the others moved onto a different subject and 10 min later or so, chansung yells randomly "i can't think of anything!!!"
• taecyeon grabs a fan's sign and shows the rest of the audience like "so i was reading this sign and i was all happy and stuff '2pm rocks my world' i'm like yeah!!! but then i turn it around and [sign says JUNHO in huge letters] and aww man i got really sad"
• taecyeon was reading a fan's sign that said "prom, may 2nd" and taecyeon goes "ah, prom" and chansung goes "promise?" and then taecyeon replies "no, not program" (wtf)
• when taecyeon said "this is gonna be our last stage" the audience all started screaming "no" and he goes "woah this is the loudest 'no' we've heard all tour"
• the lights turned on during one of the talking sessions and taec goes "wow i can finally see all of y'alls faces!!" :'-(
• during heartbeat, taecyeon accidentally danced the opposite direction and he made a really stupid face and started laughing a lot
• they were all making fun of the whole 'jyp' whisper and taecyeon goes "i wanted to have like a '*whispers* ty productions' for my songs"
• wooyoung wiped his sweat off on his forehead, face, and neck, and then proceeded to wipe his abs and threw it at the audience
• chansung signed his t-shirt and took it off and threw it to the audience (fck)
• someone in the audience thought superman was the next performance and one of the other members were about to make the superman jokes but taec goes "no, no, not yet" (so embarrassing)
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other concerts

• while taec was talking, the fans were screaming really loudly and taec goes "??? yes keep screaming bc im awesome i know yes yes"
• taec asks "what's popular in la?" while nichkhun enters the stage and the audience kept saying random things and taec goes "NO!! YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY NICHKHUN!!!" and so he makes nichkhun exit the stage and tells the audience "WHEN I ASK YOU GUYS AGAIN, YOU SAY NICHKHUN, OKAY??" and then nichkhun walked back on stage acting all "confused" (or should i say. .. khunfused) ((this listo is supposed to be about 2pm being lame not me im sorry))
• ^ continuing with the previous bullet, junho goes "i feel left out" so taec goes "junho is from ilsan, so when i ask 'what's popular in ilsan,' you guys say junho" and then taec tried to make junho go backstage too and junho said "no!!!" and cutely hid behind taec
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