Bonnaroo

• Lindsay - her cool tattoos, wide smile, and gentle voice
• Carly - her skinny legs and big awesome personality
• Ken - he reminds me of a really cool turtle with his awkward but hilarious sense of humor, especially when he told us how a black lady assaulted him
• Katie - super chill and super cool, how she always had an ice pack tied to her forehead
• Jeanpaul - an extremely good and giving friend, how he talked about politics while on shrooms, how much he respected Mateetee, his life stories
• Jimmy - super nice and generous, a stellar neighbor, his attempts at 'smiling' in pictures
• Jesse - reminded me of Julien, the way he kept smacking his lips while rolling
• Nick - a real cutie that I didn't really get to talk to
• Katie - she was so beautiful, but she didn't like Bonnaroo, but she was a good carpool companion
• Kathleen - small and dorky and extremely nice, a wonderful driving companion
• Maura - very social with a smoky voice, she was so nice

Summerfest

• Kenya - she was extremely beautiful without any makeup - half black and half asian I think, but she seemed very delicate and naïve, and she had a kid
• Beth - so small and skinny, she had the greatest, loudest personality. she was so nice and so hilarious and literally the best manager ever. boosted everyone's morale by 200%
• Jack L - he was so funny. he looked like he would have been really popular in high school, and he had hilarious stories about working at the grocery store where he stole cheesecake and threw M&Ms in the aisles
• Jack K - the best assistant manager, he was so nice and so chill. He was also extremely creative - he helped me make a diorama of Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
• Darrell - he was like a big teddy bear. he was so nice. he took me to the tiki bar and he's just such a good person. he hugged me goodbye.
• Melody - she had a very quiet voice and she was sort of pissed off all the time, I feel.
• Geriann - loved her spiky hair and fiery personality. She would be the best grandma ever. loved going to the bar with her.
• Mario - he was so small and so short, but so nice. he was extremely smart, too, and he had puppy dog eyes. helped me a lot (but sometimes he made me feel stupid) and gave me a good hug goodbye.
• Willie - had the softest voice in the world but he was such a genuinely nice and happy person. always made an effort to talk to me.
• Valencia - she was pregnant so she never wanted to be there but she was a really nice person to work with.
• Danielle - she was so cool. She always had on a perfectly tied bandana. Had a cool neck tattoo (Allen Jr., her son's name) and was really good at making things with her hands. she was so cool to talk to.
• Patrick - he was very handsome and pretty outgoing. a good guy. he ordered the strongest possible drink at the bar.
• Steve Miller - this old guy with a snow white beard who gave all the ladies roses on the fourth of july. he was so funny and so nice.
• Anoma - she was so cute. she was so tiny and energetic, always making those wine coolers. i really liked working with her.

Wiscorps

• Nick - what a teddy bear. he was like a pretty respected drug dealer for a while and he's done a lot of stuff, and he's all about 'keeping it real' and stuff. which is cool. but i would have liked to have gotten to know him better. he gets depressed when he's alone too. he's genuinely a nice person, i think.
• Pat - He is so cool. He is hilarious. I wish he wasn't a crew leader because then we would have been able to just chill. He has a tendency to ramble but I feel like we could talk about anything. Super chill.
• Colton - the funniest kid I've ever MET, who doesn't even really know he's funny. Literally everything he said made me crack up. He was also so helpful.
• Frank - fuck him. Such a pretentious human. If I ever see him again I will punch his fucking face.
• Glen - Oh Glenion. So lazy and so immature, but a decently nice person. He just needs to grow up a little and stop being so down on himself. He also needs to open up his mind - he wouldn't even try a raspberry because he didn't grow up on them.
• Ellie - So glad she left three days into the session. She was too much. Too pretentious, too nerdy, too energetic. TOO MUCH.
• Rachel - she was cool. She was so gentle and shy but such a flirt. What was going on with her and Nick??
• Marissa - Her twin who seemed a lot more outgoing. Both seemed pretty cool.
• Linda - looks like an elf, a tough elf who rides a motorcycle, probably. She was so nice. She made us pick beets in the garden, and we never ate them.
• Willie - he was so happy all the time. Literally all the time. He was so in shape too, and he had a gap between his two front teeth, and an industrial bar.
• Matt - worked at the Wiscorps office, he reminded me a lot of Dave Williams because he was so happy and awkward all the time.
• Chip - Chocolate Chip!!!!! up in Ashland, he was shaped like a giant barrel, but he was so nice to us.
• Lance - Oh Lance with his overalls and mustache. He brought us donuts and pizza and was a genuinely nice guy.
• Steve - According to Nick, Steve was a total stoner. I don't know if I could see it. Then again, we were in Ashland. Steve had a pretty crazy mustache. He told me about his crazy in-laws and how he worked at the Olympics in Salt Lake City.
• Kyle (Pat's friend) - super cool guy, brought us bud, walked in the forest with us and told us about his acid trips at music festivals. I would have liked to have hung out with him more.
• Rachel's parents - they were SO NICE. Her mom was so sweet and always made a point of talking to me, and her dad was so funny and brought us venison and bear and jerky.
• Glen's dad - he was very charismatic, I think. He drove a minivan and had an 18 pound chihuahua in his arms. He was also huge, but more handsome than Glen for sure.

Hoofers

• Dennis - his big beard and old-school iPod. He was pretty cool to talk to. He was very mechanically minded and loved his coffee.
• Carly - she was awkward but pretty cool. Would be a great camping companion.
• Dan - He was so good natured. He had cool glasses and told us about this camp that his trans* daughter went to over summer.
• Jorge - Mexican guy who was so sweet and cool to talk to. He said I can live in his co-op if I want.
• Seth - he was pretty handsome and he had the quietest voice and he was kind of awkward but I probably would have banged him while I was hammered.
• Amy - she was so hilarious! She was such a fun person to hang out with. What a great camping companion. She's a person with very good vibes. She lived in south korea for a few years.
• John - he wore American Eagle and almost never said anything unless directly asked a question. I got the feeling he was kind of stupid.
• Devin - oh god, he was British and mildly handsome and way too nice, I think it's ridiculous that we hooked up in the forest, it's also hilarious how sad he looked when he waved goodbye to me and neither of us ever said anything about that night ahahhahahahhaha
• Carl - his RIDICULOUS eyebrow hair, oh god, he was so wise, he told us about the stars and galaxies. he was such a cool guy.
• Eric - he was so cool with his shark hat. he looked like a stoner, and he was super nice, I would have liked to have gotten to know him better.
• Liz - she had such pretty dark eyes. She was from Birmingham, England. She was funny. Also would have liked to have gotten to know her better.