- Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
- Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?
- Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
- You see, when she wants one and calls you, "Yoo-Hoo!
- Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.
- All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
- This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
- As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
- And often she wishes that, when they were born,
- She had named one of the Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
- And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
- And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
- And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
- Another one Putt-putt. Another one Moon Face.
- And one of them Marvin O'Gravel Ballon Face.
- And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
- One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
- And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
- And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
- And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt.
- And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt.
- And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate...
- But she didn't do it. And now it's too late.
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