Love on the Moor (100k+)

  • Summary: Locally famous but legally illiterate high-fame farmer (F!PC) signs on a reality dating show due to some undue influence from the strange purple flowers and a major misunderstanding.
  • One reluctant bachelorette, ten contestants, one manor on the moor, a cash prize, and a metric tonne of Remy’s sponsored milk ads.
  • Trash telly meets black humour. Hilarity ensues. Is it true love or is it just the dosh?
  • Crack-ish
  • PC/Bailey, PC/Whitney, PC/Avery, PC/Kylar, PC/Wren, PC/Robin, PC/Alex, PC/Leighton, PC/Remy, PC/Anxious Guard

Debt Commeth (50k+)

  • Summary: Overworked, underpaid, and an undisclosed amount deep in Bailey’s pocket, F!PC finally lands a lifeline: Avery’s mercy.
  • One too-good suit, one scuffed delinquent, and one expensive collar.
  • Safety comes at a price, and debt, as it turns out, commeth faster than salvation.
  • angsty as hell.
  • PC/Avery, PC/Whitney, PC/Wren
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