Whitney

• the rooftops above the alleyway in the commercial district when he wants to be alone with you.
• the pier/beneath it - with or without his mates.
• a convenience store where Whitney and you nick snacks/drinks with his gang.

Bailey

• seedy motel -- you're paying, for the room AND for his time, right?
• maccas drive through and then back to his flat on Barb Street if he's paying (but only if he REALLY likes you).
• otherwise, he'd just laugh in your face and tell you to find someone else to take care of it. probably'd just throw you over his desk if you're incredibly insistent.

Leighton

While not all of these characters are love interests, I am drawn to them. Bailey Oh man, how can I even start? Bailey is by far the most difficult character for me to write personally. PC’s jailer, her bailor, and Possibly mirroring my own feelings/desires to crack someone invincible. To make them want the same way I do.

Whitney The canonical push and pull of Whitney and PC is mesmerising. He’s the emotionally stunted bully who never grew out of his “pull their pigtails if you like them” phase. I HC them as someone who could feasibly work under Bailey with aspirations of either replacing him or growing into a competitor. It would really depend on how their relationship with PC goes. At high love, low dominance he’s likely to be a direct competitor but less in the flesh route, and more general scumbaggery. PC would assist willingly. At high love and high dom, he’s likely to t...

PC

• Self-Esteem (regarding Whitney or honestly any LI) - The Offspring
• I only smoke when I drink

Whitney

• Come Out and Play - The Offspring

Bailey

• First taste - Fiona Apple (very inspired by this fanfic)

Love on the Moor (100k+)

• Summary: Locally famous but legally illiterate high-fame farmer (F!PC) signs on a reality dating show due to some undue influence from the strange purple flowers and a major misunderstanding.
• One reluctant bachelorette, ten contestants, one manor on the moor, a cash prize, and a metric tonne of Remy’s sponsored milk ads.
• Trash telly meets black humour. Hilarity ensues. Is it true love or is it just the dosh?
• Crack-ish
• PC/Bailey, PC/Whitney, PC/Avery, PC/Kylar, PC/Wren, PC/Robin, PC/Alex, PC/Leighton, PC/Remy, PC/Anxious Guard

Debt Commeth (50k+)

• Summary: Overworked, underpaid, and an undisclosed amount deep in Bailey’s pocke...

Whitney

• Flat white with 2 sugars. Prefers energy drinks and protein shakes, but coffee is a treat. Often walks into coffee shops and nicks random drinks before their orderers can retrieve them while laughing. Basically prefers the above order because it's the most commonly ordered drink = most common to grab for free.

Sam

• A total connesseur. Will unironically order a Melbourne magic - technically a double shot of ristretto + three-quarter flat white and WILL lecture you about it. Mildly insufferable, but has great taste.
• PC WILL pretend not to like it just out of principle.

Bailey/Avery

• Long black or shot of espresso. Pure effi...

Episode 2 is heavily influenced (by theme alone) by the choose-your-own-bed episodes in Flavor of Love. If any of you have watched Flavor of Love, here’s who I think the DOL cast would be:

Bailey - Hoopz and/or Deelishis

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygu-0jJ-... - the Deelishis v Krazy singing scene lives rent free in my head. Just imagining Robin trying to showcase their meagre talents and then Bailey absolutely destroying them without even wanting to.

Whitney - New York mixed with Saaphyri and or Bootz

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mug0ic1U... - “Beyonce? Bitch, you look like Luther Vandross” - peak Whitney energy. Kylar is Hottie with his delusions. Wren/Alex is Goldie just cackling – not catching any heat himself.
• Also, the scene where Pumpkin spits on New York and she threw hands.

Owned and Loved

• Chloé Rose Intense Naturelle EDP - owned and loved. used as my daily fragrance.
• Chloé EDP - owned. replaced many times and still worn. my signature for years.
• Diptyque Philosykos - owned - great for daily use. good for office.
• Diptyque Tam Dao - own trial size - will be purchasing larger for a colder month scent.
• Ariana Grande - Cloud -- a guilty pleasure spray on the sheets.
• Maison Margelia Matcha Meditation - owned and loved. worn only in cooler months due to heavy silage.
• Wood Sage and Sea Salt Jo Malone - owned, but very indifferent towards this one. Only wear to office and/or summer days.

Retired, but loved.

• Chloé Roses de Chloé - used entirely. T...