This interview/confessional was to provide some background on PC for the general public/viewers of Love on the Moor. I do want to clarify that PC is NOT an OC.

This particular interview is influenced by Thugnificent's own origin story interview. Rags to Bitches (from Boondocks) - but swap the MTV logo for Remy's Finest.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnIWU1Jf...

She may or may not be Thugnifficent, but in a farmy kind of vibe. Also, more brit.

Whitney

• the rooftops above the alleyway in the commercial district when he wants to be alone with you.
• the pier/beneath it - with or without his mates.
• a convenience store where Whitney and you nick snacks/drinks with his gang.

Bailey

• seedy motel -- you're paying for the room AND for his time, right?
• maccas drive through and then back to his flat on Barb Street if he's paying (but only if he REALLY likes you).
• otherwise, he'd just laugh in your face and tell you to find someone else to take care of it. probably'd just throw you over his desk if you're incredibly insistent.

Leighton

Love on the Moor (100k+)

• Summary: Locally famous but legally illiterate high-fame farmer (F!PC) signs on a reality dating show due to some undue influence from the strange purple flowers and a major misunderstanding.
• One reluctant bachelorette, ten contestants, one manor on the moor, a cash prize, and a metric tonne of Remy’s sponsored milk ads.
• Trash telly meets black humour. Hilarity ensues. Is it true love or is it just the dosh?
• Crack-ish
• PC/Bailey, PC/Whitney, PC/Avery, PC/Kylar, PC/Wren, PC/Robin, PC/Alex, PC/Leighton, PC/Remy, PC/Anxious Guard

Debt Commeth (50k+)

• Summary: Overworked, underpaid, and an undisclosed amount deep in Bailey’s pocke...

The root of all suffering is attachment. And with each breath I take, I realise that my suffering has begun to take root. it's inevitable and irreversible. the attachment ahas already consumed me, and only suffering will remain.

While not all of these characters are love interests, I am drawn to them -- a lot of my own personal opinions/sperging here. Probably controversial, but they're MY opinions.

Bailey - 1

• Oh man, how can I even start? Bailey is by far the most difficult character for me to write personally, but he's the one that I am most intrigued by.
• PC’s jailer, her bailee, with PC being the bailor. It's horrible. God damn, I hate property law.
• Possibly mirroring my own feelings/desires to crack someone invincible. To make them want the same way I do. I am obsessed with Bailey's pseudo-father figure role with PC and how she survives and, at times, defies a world shaped by his rules and cruelty.
• PC's first time was with Bailey, and in w...

Whitney

• Flat white with 2 sugars. Prefers energy drinks and protein shakes, but coffee is a treat. Often walks into coffee shops and nicks random drinks before their orderers can retrieve them while laughing. Basically prefers the above order because it's the most commonly ordered drink = most common to grab for free.

Sam

• A total connesseur. Will unironically order a Melbourne magic - technically a double shot of ristretto + three-quarter flat white and WILL lecture you about it. Mildly insufferable, but has great taste.
• PC WILL pretend not to like it just out of principle.

Bailey/Avery

• Long black or shot of espresso. Pure effi...

Episode 4 is heavily influenced (by theme alone) by the choose-your-own-bed episodes in Flavor of Love. If any of you have watched Flavor of Love, here’s who I think the DOL cast would be:

Whitney - New York mixed with Saaphyri and or Bootz

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mug0ic1U... - “Beyonce? Bitch, you look like Luther Vandross” - peak Whitney energy. Kylar is Hottie with his delusions. Wren/Alex is Goldie just cackling – not catching any heat himself.
• Also, the scene where Pumpkin spits on New York and she threw hands.
• Also that scene where Saaphyri went crazy on a girl who took stole/claimed a bed first and then offered her some lip-chap (lip balm) as a peace offering later. It didn't work.

Alex - Smiley/Goldie/Pumpkin

Kylar - Hottie’s delusion mixed with Ne...

Bailey

• Vodka on the rocks. Bailey canonically likes vodka. What kind of sicko orders vodka on the rocks at a bar? Bailey would. The cheaper and/or more miserable the better. He’s not shelling out for mixers. Who do you take him for? Avery?
• If someone else is paying, he'll drink whatever is the most expensive just to spite them.

Wren

• Bloody Mary or Michelada. Something that can take the edge off, but can still keep him functional/hydrated. He does his best work in backrooms, casinos, and other spaces where alcohol is frequently consumed, so he needs to stay alert.
• Doesn't care if the drink is inappropriate for the time of day.
• Also likes dark liquors and will keep som...

I like to play certain characters as a set gender. (my PC is generally female)

Bailey

• always male.

Whitney

• always male, but I don't mind a female Whitney either (in fanfic). PC and Whitney's dynamic changes drastically depending on gender in my eyes.
• if they're both the same gender, there is an underlying theme of internalised homophobia (primarily from Whitney). I always HC Whitney as someone who cares way too much about their public image. chalk it up to the dynamics of secondary school or whatever, but they're just not mature enough to filter the noise of others. It will change when they're older.
• I also generally the brutality of a male Whitney when playing with female PC.

Some Avery comedy - he's basically Nene Leakes here.

• The Ghetto -- Not a white refrigerator...let's go find you a home, honey -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UgDXdsV...