- wear bright monochromatic outfits
- constantly have candy in my pockets
- wear tacky visors
- have a walker with tennis balls on the bottom
- dentures!
- have grey hair
- say random things that make no sense
- ask people to speak up
- let my hearing aid batteries die
- live in a rest home
- have a license for far too long
- get a hip replaced
- sponge baths
jan 28 2011 ∞
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