• wear bright monochromatic outfits
  • constantly have candy in my pockets
  • wear tacky visors
  • have a walker with tennis balls on the bottom
  • dentures!
  • have grey hair
  • say random things that make no sense
  • ask people to speak up
  • let my hearing aid batteries die
  • live in a rest home
  • have a license for far too long
  • get a hip replaced
  • sponge baths
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