i used to want to be

• a doctor
• a hunter
• a teacher
• and a mommy

all at once, and then i wanted to be

• a fire jumper
• a wing walker
• and a hairstylist

but not

• a mommy
• or a teacher

because i don't like kids. And then I just decided I was going to be

• a gold digger
• and marry an old rich man

and while i was waiting for mr. money to get older i decided i was going to be

• a stripper
• a hooker
• and an egg donor

by night, and

• a hairstylist
• and a runner

by day, but then I met someone, and things changed. :)