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  • girls who are really adorable but occasionally say morbid depressing things
  • television shows that are centered around giraffes (do they exist?)
  • stories with unhappy endings
  • watches that dispense hot sauce
  • jet packs
  • girls with jet packs
  • people who draw pictures of giraffes for me
  • people who construct their own opinions and think for themselves
  • children who can beat me in video games
  • people who do things for others merely because it's the right thing to do
aug 7 2013 ∞
aug 7 2013 +
  • Toothpaste: The Musical
  • White People Walking Through a Forest
  • How to Lose a Guy in Twenty Years
  • Leaves Falling Off of a Tree for Two Hours
  • Everyone’s a Rapper
  • Change the Channel, This Television Show is Not Very Interesting
  • Dictionary Wars
  • Girls Talking About Sunglasses 2
  • Tumblr Island
jul 17 2013 ∞
jul 17 2013 +
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jul 11 2013 ∞
jul 11 2013 +
  • hahahaha
  • hahahahahahahaha
  • HAHAHAHAHA
  • nah
jul 10 2013 ∞
jul 10 2013 +
  • You owe them $20
  • You’re trying to get them to go away
  • You are buying three chickens from them
  • They have a Super Soaker filled with hot coffee pointed at you
  • It is your mother and she wants to use it to buy a new purse
  • It is their ultimatum and will stop them from destroying the world
  • You’re just so rich you wouldn’t even notice
  • I am that person and I am hungry
jul 17 2013 ∞
jul 17 2013 +
  • send pictures of myself doing normal things to people
  • play guitar
  • play the drums
  • sing at the top of my lungs
  • write poetry about teenagers
  • visit towns I've never seen before
  • do cartwheels
  • have conversations with drunk girls
  • write letters to pen pals
  • play retro video games
  • catch up with old friends
  • make people laugh
  • make people smile
  • make people a little irritated but in a good way
  • go bowling
  • eat ice cream
  • kiss my girlfriend
jul 14 2013 ∞
jul 14 2013 +
  • "He was really cool. Like, he was probably the coolest person I've ever met in my life."
  • "I've never seen anyone with a butt as nice as his. If you've never seen his butt, then I feel sorry for you."
  • "His writing was genius: He wrote some things that we all thought but were too afraid to say, and some things we never would have thought in a lifetime."
  • "He always smelled pretty nice. And even when he smelled not so nice, it was a very manly smell."
  • "I always regret not sleeping with him, or, at the very least, showing him my boobs."
  • "I admit it: Giraffes are the best animal."
  • "His only flaw, to be honest, was that he cared too much about everyone else. It got a little annoying after a while."
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jul 10 2013 ∞
jul 10 2013 +
  • play guitar and sing really loudly
  • write funny stories
  • make lists
  • eat cookies
  • see old friends
  • remember good times in my life
  • try not to feel sad
  • go people-watching
jul 10 2013 ∞
jul 10 2013 +
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jul 17 2013 ∞
jul 17 2013 +
  • Dang, girl, is your dad a plumber? That's an honest and respectable line of work.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't because it was hard enough learning it the first time.
  • Girl I wish I could just pour some syrup all over you and then just leave you out into the sun.
  • Does this look infected to you?
  • What are you doing Saturday? Just kidding. You're doing me.
  • My friend said that she regrets sleeping with me the least so you know I'm good.
  • Girl I would watch a whole season of Dog With a Blog just to get with you.
jul 16 2013 ∞
jul 16 2013 +
  • Earl Sweatshirt
  • Watsky
jul 10 2013 ∞
jul 11 2013 +
  • bomb shelter supplies
  • ice cream truck but with beef stroganoff
  • robot store
  • rent-a-friend (but nothing more than that because that's prostitution)
  • store that sells weapons that use baked goods as smmunition
  • silence store (just an empty room people pay to sit in)
jul 10 2013 ∞
jul 10 2013 +
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