- Dang, girl, is your dad a plumber? That's an honest and respectable line of work.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't because it was hard enough learning it the first time.
- Girl I wish I could just pour some syrup all over you and then just leave you out into the sun.
- Does this look infected to you?
- What are you doing Saturday? Just kidding. You're doing me.
- My friend said that she regrets sleeping with me the least so you know I'm good.
- Girl I would watch a whole season of Dog With a Blog just to get with you.
jul 16 2013 ∞
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