YEP! HIS THOUGHTS OF BEING STALKERISH TOO

THINK, JACK. I CANT SAY IT RN BECAUSE HE'LL FLIP IF I DO

SORRY ABOUT THIS BUT YOU KNEW HE'D FIND OUT ANYWAY. YOU KNEW.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DAVE?

I MEAN THIS IN THE MOST NICEST WAY POSSIBLE,.... NEVERMIND.

I HEARD IT IN H.S AND ILY TOO <3

GO ON DAVE! YOUR LOVER AWAITS!

OKAY I GET IT... BUT I'M NOT HIM ANYMORE, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT. ENOUGH WITH THE LIES YOU WERE ALREADY TOLD ON AND CAUGHT

IM NOT

POPPING IN FOR A SEC. DAVE YOU'VE GOT PICTURES, DOCUMENTS, DRAWINGS, YOU HAVE SO MUCH EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE DAVE AND YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO DENY THIS? IT'S BEEN NEARLY A YEAR. PJ AND I AND ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE HAS SEEN YOU WHEN YOU WERE FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS. I REMEMBER ALL THE DETAILS OF IT! YOU WROTE DOWN ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT IT AND CONCLUDED DAYS AFTER YOU WERE DAVE. YOU WERE IN DENIAL OF IT STILL BUT YOU ACCEPTED IT. SO DON'T LIE TO YOUR HUSBAND AND SAY DIFFERENT. HELL- YOU'RE LISTENING TO YOUR THEME RIGHT NOW AS I'M TYPING THIS! YOU KNOW YOU'RE HIM YET YOU'RE STILL DENYING IT! NOT TRYING TO SOUND MEAN, DAVE, BUT WHAT'S NOT CLICKING?? YOU'VE BEEN GETTING MEMORIES FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW! A YEAR! THESE AREN'T FAKE! YOU'RE DAVE AND YOU KNOW IT! THERE'S PHYSICAL EVIDENCE AND MENTAL EVIDENCE, SO YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO NOW. I JUST CONFRONTED YOU IN FRONT OF JACK AND EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS. DON'T TRY AND PUSH ME OUT OF THE WAY NOW BECAUSE I'M SAVING THIS IN THREE, TWO, ONE! -ZACK

OH– THANK YOU GSHSHDHS ;BLUSHING EMOJI; /P

I'M GLAD I COULD HELP!! I SAVED ANOTHER PERSON ONCE AGAIN!! (SOURCE JOKE)