| *Pulls out a conspicuously black notebook with a feather, and starts writing that name down inside it...*

( for legal reasons this is a joke )

JUST... STAY AWAY FROM THAT B- .. STAY AWAY FROM HIM. WE ALL KNOW HE'S NOT GONNA GET A SINGLE CHANCE WITH YOU. NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES OR HOW HARD HE TRIES, HE'LL NEVER GET WITH YOU.

HE'LL N E V E R GET A CHANCE WITH A G O D ~..