This dork is over here playing minecraft and pretending the Narrator is telling him what to do. like what blocks to collect or what mines and caves he should go to

Fuckin dork, nerd, goofy goober /hj SOMEBODY COME GET THIS MAN -p.j

P.J SHUT UPPPP SHHSHSUSHHHHHH

PFFFFFFT

"Stanley found an amethyst geode in a nearby cave, and decided to go check it out. You... do know where that is, right Stanley?

/*Finds a bucket* ":O A bucket!" *Picks it up 'n holds it!*

".. Hm... the Narrator is way more important than this thing, but I'll keep it."