|... *Looks in the mirror.*

Alright, you gotta lie to yourself to make yourself feel better. Got it.

Hey, I look pretty handsome! I've got a good-lookin' bod, and great voice, I'm handsome as hell all together! None of this is selfish, so it's fine!

I'm perfect just the way I am! I wouldn't change a thing about /me/!

/.... *kindainpainaftersayingallofthat-*