• doesn't want to go dancing (that jerk!)
• leaves cupboard doors open
• leaves guitars and guitar picks lying around (being the gf of a musician is such hard work)
• leaves hair products in the weirdest places
• steals the show when i'm dj'ing a gallery event (still bitter)
• has night terrors or snores or crowds my space when i sleep
• leaves the tv on news stations or on sports channels
• rushes me on the weekend (it's my weekend dammit!)
• says the gel pens are his when they're obviously mine (then leaves them lying around or in the weirdest places)
• doesn't clean after himself when he shaves (bah wet sink and wet rug)

but i love him anyway.