Things strangers say (and/or) assumed about me on the internet:

• "You seem excellent, although slightly terrifying. But mostly good."
• "You probably should be an author or a playwright. You took me on a cool journey; but, I didn't know where I was at the end. That's cool, it was a good ride."
• "So I love you now. Thought you should know."
• "How rare it is to find a gem in the rough or a needle in a haystack."
• "I doubt it would be much of a deduction to think you're a writer. Maybe I'll hear back from you."
• "Hello, may I know you?"
• "You seemed like a troubled person. Or perhaps this is just one of your characters."
• "You are very beautiful."
• "This is a shameless attempt to get your attention."
• "I will fly over and meet you in person and save you from the darkness that surrounds your soul and change it to light."
• "Hello madame! You just look absolutely cute!"
• "Love has no boundaries. Take a chance."
• "They say a good conversation starts with a simple hello. Hello."
• "You don't drink?" "I used to." "Why did you stop?" "It didn't taste good."
• "I must say you are a beauty to behold."
• "You're literally a piece of literature!" (even if it's wrong, the intention was sweet)
• "Did you dump him or he dumped you?" "Dumped me." "I'm sorry to hear that. I think he needs a pair of glasses though."
• "Man, was that an earthquake or did you just shake me?"
• "I feel it in my heart."
• "You are 100% gorgeous. I want you to know if nobody's told you lately. I hope you're have a good Tuesday night."
• "God your honesty about yourself is so attractive!"
• "Have you ever kicked a guy in his testicles?"
• "A part of you seems rather cynical. Am I wrong?"
• "I found my Wonder Woman, where have you been? I've been searching for you all my life." / "You're my Trinity. I can be your Neo. Let's just fly away together like in the The Matrix." / "You look cute. I'm a drop in the ocean when it comes to cuteness, compared to your cuteness."
• "Yep, you sound awesome. Officially one of the more interesting women I've seen so far."
• "Are you a dark person?"
• "I love your sense of humor and I think you're an amazingly beautiful person (both body and mind)."
• "You have beautiful eyes."
• "What kind of an idiot would leave you?"
• "You look absolutely breath taking."
• "You must give the boys hell."
• "I really love your cute nose." / "I notice you don't smile much."
• "I like fierce girls like you!"
• "Why did you fall from heaven?"
• "You're kind of withdrawn, aren't you?"
• "Do you think your dreams mean anything or do you think it was only just a dream?"
• "You are the most unique and interesting person I've met. No offense, of course."
• "Cute eyebrows!"
• "Well you must be a pretty funny specimen of the female gender. Unless of course your profile is merely a facade of your usual introverted self. What do you think?"
• "I don't know what you are, but I like you."
• "Do you always have that brand of humor or does it only come out in writing? I'm a fan of it."
• "You seem like quite the crazy little smartass genius."
• "If you treat the gods of culture the way you treat me, they are definitely weeping."
• "You look perfect."
• "Nothing is compelling me or forcing me to. I was very drawn in."
• "You are so beautiful. And you seem so interesting. Life is so cruel sometimes."
• "Is this real? Are you a real person?"
• "If I keep what I want to say inside, I think I'm gonna burst."
• "You are an interesting girl."
• "The trouble of hello is goodbye."
• "According to scientific tests done in a lab, it has been proven that you seem really elegant, vibrant, creative and interesting!"
• "People say don't judge a book by its cover but I think with you it's a different scenario."
• "You look very dreamy. Are you an aquarian?"
• "Stay safe."
• "I think you're sexy as fuck."
• "I'll be nosy if I want to."
• "Will it bother you if I draw you?"
• "I know this is weird but It feels like I know you."
• "You're fucking weird. I like weird people." / "You're like really weird. You're the weird emo kid from highschool that everyone secretly thinks is cool cause she has her own thing going. Like, fuck the establishment. I dig that man."
• "I'm a sad and lonely soul looking to help people."
• "True people are fake as shit especially when you see right through them but then again life itself don't make any sense."
• "I know you." / "Ok I don't know you lol sorry to bother you. Carry on."
• "It's more often than not that I say things about a woman's character and looks, but to be honest you really are quite a magnet."
• "You said 'don't talk to me' but I'm talking to you anyway. Please don't hate me!"
• "Sorry to bother you but I think you look beautiful."
• "Sorry for barging in like this but I really need to get this off my chest."
• "You are fire."
• "I hope I can catch your attention."
• "You look stunning. Do you like being dominated and taked advantaged of in bed?"
• "I have a bet with myself that I wouldn't be able to talk to you."
• "Roses are red, Violets are blue. I want to hug your dog, I hope it likes me too."
• "Hello beautiful ghost."
• "You have very cute features and an alluring smile!"
• "Do I have a chance?"
• "Physical attraction is pretty dumb but I'm a slave to it."
• "One night with you would be worth 18 years of child support."
• "You're cute. What do you think of a guy with a big penis?"
• "Can I kiss you?"