• mugwort
• blue lotus
• passion flower
• mullien
• damiana?
• dittany?
• lemon balm?

• the green man
• falcor
• buddha
• moon goddesses
• monkey king
• astrea
• a garden of fictional plants
• bunny and custer
• witches

• when everyone's favourite book list includes pride and prejudice or the great gatsby
• people with book shelves full of brand new books
• even WORSE: people with shelves full of second hand books that look obscure and read multiple times when really they're a cheap and pretentious wall decoration
• blurbs that dont tell you anything about the book
• sifting through 5 pages of reviews from newspapers and nothing magazines, 3 pages of publishing notes, and introduction by some boring author, a dedication to pet-named relatives, a preface and a contents page under the illusion that it all might be important or informative or relevant before you can start the book properly
• i hate people who force bookmarks upon me. let me fold the page corners

• the beatles
• red hot chili peppers
• animal collective
• metallica
• madonna
• cyndi
• inxs
• the cure
• bob dylan
• smashing pumpkins
• moby
• sigur ros
• the shins
• fleet foxes
• tom waits
• bon iver

• some discworlds
• to the islands - randolph stow
• paradise lost - milton
• the road - mccarthy
• the crucible - arthur miller
• the wicker man - robin hardy
• the screwtape letters - cs lewis
• water for elephants - sara gruen
• faust - goethe
• witch child - celia rees
• the forgotten garden - kate morton
• the old man and the sea - hemmingway

• belladonna
• henbane
• monkshood
• skullcap
• common milkwort (freya's hair)
• woad
• elfwort (elecampane)
• witch hazel
• wormwood
• job's tears
• nigella
• banana passionfruit
• ylang ylang
• mandrake
• SALVIA DIVINORUM
• cannabis

• groove armada - my friend
• Santogold movado - LES Artistes XXXchange mix
• diplo - sarah
• MIA - paper planes ft eveyone diplo
• Santogold MIA Gorilla Zoe - Get It Up
• toro y moi - blessa
• four tet - angel echoes
• kid koala - scurvy
• flying lotus - zodiac shit
• m83 - we own the sky

• pagan altar
• leaf hound
• green & wood
• burning witch
• witch
• black sabbath obviously
• khanate
• acid king
• leaf hound
• socrates drank the conium

despite the fact that i dont celebrate christmas, i'm still sending cards out... to:

• tom waits
• bob brown
• bill murray
• peter cundall
• ricky gervais
• xavier minniecon
• tony delroy
• george noory
• nannas (the baked goods people)

• arrested development
• flight of the conchords
• xfiles
• the office (UK - why do i even have to make the distinction??)
• extras
• gardening australia
• deadwood
• carnivale
• spaced
• kath and kim
• true blood
• twin peaks

• she's white and grey and soft
• she's vegetarian, clean and quiet
• she licks me & hops around my feet to show she loves me
• she digs burrows in the yard that go meters underground
• she hops - HOPS!
• everything growing in the yard is food to her, so i dont need to weed ever
• if you put her on her back she relaxes and wiggles her feet
• when she cleans her ears even hardened criminals would die from the cutes
• she likes to eat corn chips, tea leaves and banana
• she's scared of the wind like me
• she runs to me when i go outside to play with her

• moonflowers
• sunflowers
• morning glories
• comfrey
• calendula
• feverfew
• night phlox
• ornamental tobacco
• job's tears
• broccolini
• strawberries
• lettuce
• calendula
• celery

• ✔ presentation on deforestation in Malaysia and Indonesia
• ✔ 3500 word essay on whether there are too many people on the planet
• ✔ 40% essay on Australian colonial history
• ✔ 800 words on the identity of convicts
• ✔ 800 words on the role of women in early colonies
• ✔ Group assignment on SA Proclamation
• ✔ 2500 words on the bolsheviks
• ✔ 2500 words on animal smuggling
• ✔ exam on Russian History
• ✔ test on Russian History
• ✔ test on Australian History
• missonaries report

• every time i bite the sticky-tape off at the end, i swallow a minute piece that is gradually accumulating into a dam somewhere in my system
• that all the toothpastes actually ARENT the same and that im missing out on all that whitening, cavity protection, strengthening, desensitizing and remineralizing... all for the sake of budget
• i worry that perhaps my bicycle seat is an inch too low and since i ride at such a high gearing it might somehow effect pressure on my knees or shin bones and that one day i'll wake up with shattered, warped, splintering bones...
• one large meal a day and 25 snacks mightn't be healthy

• i get angry quickly & hold grudges forever
• if my housemates dont do their dishes i passively-agressively pile them precariously to attract their attention
• i hoard toilet paper that i steal from work
• i dominate in house decor & will move anything i dont like into the shed
• everyone elses incense smells disgusting
• if someone elses food is rotting in the fridge i won't clean it but will stare at it for weeks hating them
• if you use a peg per sock, expect to find your socks missing
• i will disconnect the modem to stop other people streaming endless porn
• i have low expectations of everyone in the house and will groan and complain when they meet them
• i go in housemates bedrooms. it's importa...

• radiohead
• placebo
• muse
• bright eyes
• coldplay
• la roux
• damien rice
• pearl jam
• acdc
• the eagles
• sarah blasko
• ani difranco
• tori amos
• bjork
• death cab
• u2

• craftsmas! (card making/present making)
• star wind chimes
• a HUGE cushion
• moon lantern for the moon garden