season one

-episode one

• 1:15- (hockey player opener)
• 2:35- ('We're out of yoghurt.' 'I brought some from home.')
• 6:00- (4-leaf clover
• 8:55- ('I like singin' the songs.')
• 10:43- ('That's how they get you~')
• 13:05- (awk dancing at the youth group)

-episode two

• 1:20- (O Canada boners, awk no birthday party)
• 3:56- (fervent yoghurt scoopin)
• 10:41- (GAP dream/"colognes too expensive; i just wear sunscreen. banana boat.")
• 16:30- (big fuckin' day dary)
• 19:00- (soft birthday party)

-episode three

• :40- ("whats wrong with my van?")
• 5:50- (shaking hands with stewart)
• 20:10- (tipping the canoe)

-episode four

• 1:20- ("firing what? oh")
• 19:15- (balancing glasses on dary)

-episode five

• 1:07- (nue-cue-lar)
• 1:37- ("no sweat" awk shoulder touch, glen flirts butt touch)
• 2:35- ("ow" poss bite)
• 3:06- ("did you pay a ripper to go all the way in the back room again")
• 3:43- (pukes)
• 10:53- ("wayne. clinic. pick up. not feel good.")
• 11:57- ("over and out" passes out)

-episode six

• :50- (stump hump)
• 1:21- (wayne come ove rhere and join me for a sec)
• 1:50- (scoopin yoghurts)
• $:30- (sweet on tanis)
• 15:20- ("your names dary?")
• 19:04- (wayne rufflin darys hair)