season one

-episode one

• 1:15- (hockey player opener)
• 2:35- ('We're out of yoghurt.' 'I brought some from home.')
• 6:00- (4-leaf clover
• 8:55- ('I like singin' the songs.')
• 10:43- ('That's how they get you~')
• 13:05- (awk dancing at the youth group)

-episode two

• 1:20- (O Canada boners, awk no birthday party)
• 3:56- (fervent yoghurt scoopin)
• 10:41- (GAP dream/"colognes too expensive; i just wear sunscreen. banana boat.")
• 16:30- (big fuckin' day dary)
• 19:00- (soft birthday party)

-episode three

• :40- ("whats wrong with my van?")

season four

-episode one

• 2:22- (bad dancin montage into a fight)
• 3:54- (knees a dude and then goofy smile)
• 5:32- (chirpin reilly with wayne)
• 7:46- ("well i think a vet might say that")
• 8:02- (cooin over doggos)
• 12:12- ("well pull on it likely" like back in high school)
• 12:53- (ball game)
• 20:48- (talkin to roald at the bar)

-episode two

• :26- ("you accusin me of washing my boots in the toilet again?")
• 6:11- (angry stutters)

-episode three

• :26- (shuckin off his boots)

season two

-episode one

• 2:35- (sniffing after a fart)
• 3:28- (bantering at stewart)
• 3:54- (SUPER CUTE 'HEY KATY')
• 4:37- (sharin a look with wayne before chirpin hockey players)
• 9:47- ('jim. jim. jIM. JIM!')
• 12:19- (90s pop songs openers)
• 13:00- (accidentally uses a pick up on katy and gets the BEATS)
• 24:00- (takes and drinks waynes puppers)

-episode two

• 16:15- (lookin real awk then burps)
• 18:10- (goofy grinnin about dick talk)
• 20:35- ('mcmurrays a piece of shit?')

-episode three

• :00- (THE BEST COLD OPEN; bball catchin)
• 1:48- (ticklish and insecure)

holiday specials

-saint patricks day

• 1:12- (giggles)
• 4:12- ('i dont remember anything' scrunchy confused/scared face)
• 4:52- (SUPER southern 'wayne?')
• 6:50- ('you are legen-dary' happy smile)
• 7:24- (DANCIN)
• 8:38- (MORE TERRIBLE DANCING)
• 9:51- (dary beatin on sammy sammich)
• 12:14- (STUPID FUCIN GIGGLES)
• 13:01- (oh my god hes a terrible dancer)
• 13:52- (he takin down sammy sammich again)
• 14:24- (bad dancing, followed by dousing himself in beer)
• 17:41- (this list is quickly turning into a marking of dary dancing montages)
• 19:00- (wayne holding dary up by the back of his shirt)
• 19:25- ( they start paradin dary around o...

season three

-episode one

• 2:34- ("ugly. vile. whatever.")
• 6:24- (sashimis)
• 7:00- (eyebrow wiggle)
• SIDENOTE 10:27- (jonesy #74, reilly #68)
• 6:13- ("i piss outside as much as a dog does")
• 20:22- (moon hoppin through snow)

-episode two

• :59- (shiverin)
• 1:07- ("guess what" 'chicken butt')
• 2:30- ("one point for dary")
• 2:36- ("another point for dary)
• 10:10- (fiddlin with his fingies)
• 11:07- (awk shufflin around the table)
• 13:24- ("butt-filled can" then giggles)
• 14:39- (starts pointing out where theyre gonna put stuff but is lookin mad in the other direction)