season two

-episode one

• 2:35- (sniffing after a fart)
• 3:28- (bantering at stewart)
• 3:54- (SUPER CUTE 'HEY KATY')
• 4:37- (sharin a look with wayne before chirpin hockey players)
• 9:47- ('jim. jim. jIM. JIM!')
• 12:19- (90s pop songs openers)
• 13:00- (accidentally uses a pick up on katy and gets the BEATS)
• 24:00- (takes and drinks waynes puppers)

-episode two

• 16:15- (lookin real awk then burps)
• 18:10- (goofy grinnin about dick talk)
• 20:35- ('mcmurrays a piece of shit?')

-episode three

• :00- (THE BEST COLD OPEN; bball catchin)
• 1:48- (ticklish and insecure)
• 4:12- (happy birthday wayne)
• 4:23- (can we skip my super soft birthday this year)
• 5:51- (FERVENT YOGHURT SCOOPINS)
• 8:37- (goldi)
• 9:24- ('why you so butthurt stewart? jk idgaf)
• 21:04- (dary pegs stewart with baseball)
• 23:14- (bad porn imitating)
• 24:48- ('im still confused')

-episode four

• 1:21- (:v)
• 6:50- ('aint no goat-da-goddamn way')
• 11:50- (darry lookin like a straight goon in the truck)
• 11:36- (gots his arm around waynes shoulders)
• 12:20- (another truck scene)
• 12:34- (gigglin 'it was me')
• 13:03- ('oh!' makes a wish on an eyelash')
• 13:45- (taps wayne)
• 15:33- (steak debate)
• 22:41- ('bonnie mcmurray')

-episode five

• 1:27- (starts reciting drinks)
• WAYNE EXCEPTION 19:00- (lactose intolerance)
• 12:27- (wayne pissing; daryl expalining spits)
• 22:50- (sales pitch)
• 23:22- ('see dan has a beard, and ill grow a beard')
• 24:14- ('no its okay' condemning homosexuals)
• 24:34- ('what do you have against homosexuals?' 'yeah.' 'nothin')
• 25:23- ('dary you cant even grow a beard.' 'can too')

-episode six

• 5:38- ('you wanna know how i know about a 6 knuckler?')
• 12:57- (another word for ecstacy; 'cause it makes me wanna dance')
• 16:13- (burp nd fart)
• 19:20- (glory days schneef)