- getting caught stealing pumpkins
- my dad slapping my ass multiple times at barnes and noble
- the way i acted around the hottest guy i'd ever seen in my life
- my friends seeing me naked in the shower
- the first time i performed/sang solo onstage (hint: i bombed it)
- winning my school's geography bee (like a fucking nerd) when i clearly didn't even want to participate in the first place
- crying my eyes out in front the entire classroom
- peeing myself in elementary school
- when i found out everyone in my grade knew who i liked
- falling on some girl in the girls' locker room while i had no pants on
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