thanks to

• my parents, for like, raising me and stuff
• my father, for never believing in me
• jim morrison, for the constant eargasms
• billie holiday, for teaching me to be myself
• my lovely friends, who always make me smile like a right idiot just when i need to
• sylvia plath, for writing a genius novel
• and myself, because i am obviously amazing and a prime example of the human race